put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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