and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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