fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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