Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize