I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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