theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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