Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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