Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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