After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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