All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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