one two three fourrrrnication!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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