I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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