You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
being pregnant is like rehab
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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