I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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