when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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