Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
