there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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