I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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