Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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