He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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