ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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