Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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