I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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