I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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