I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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