No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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