Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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