Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
