So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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