I love black thongs
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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