..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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