Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
My pussy is not your playground.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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