Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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