the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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