I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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