Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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