Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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