wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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