in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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