oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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