at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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