I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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