Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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