Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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