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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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