apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
why is half of my head shaved?
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