My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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