she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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