"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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