That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Found the puke drawer
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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