you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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