so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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