wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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