Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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